better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick
better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008
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better than a kick in the tits
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
better than a kick in the tits by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick
Not bad.
Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004
Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry
This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there
The World Famous Party Brettt
The greatest bartender at an Irish Pub that sells Hungeryman dinners. A man who comes equipped with his own stick to hold back the ladies. A breaker of hearts. Be careful, once you go Brettt, you can never go back.
The World Famous Party Brettt by The Society June 20, 2008
You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away
You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010