Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013

bonus poop

Any poop after the first of the day.

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.

by danny_insanity June 25, 2014

got the bonus

The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.

Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!

by MH555 August 7, 2005

bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.

Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.

by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008

bonus damage

Damage incurred while there is a difference in the lives of two characters in a stock round of super smash brothers.

Link is playing Kirby on final destination. Link has 3 lives, and he kills Kirby leaving Kirby with 2 lives. Link racks up 43 damage before he is killed. Now they both have two lives, but Link has 43 bonus damage on Kirby.

by SSBB Archangel August 10, 2009

Bonus Wipe

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.

You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.

That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus

by crudfactory January 22, 2010