Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Beamer

Someone who has a very good aim and barely misses shots.

HE'S A FUCKING BEAMER RUN

by Unofficial Rust January 26, 2023

Beamer

A black Mexican and white American

Te’Te’ is a Beamer a B.M.W. Luxurious ride wink wink, find black, white, Mexican

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

High Beamer

Slang for Rolls Royce models under the new BMW ownership

Harvey's High Beamer is the turbocharged V12 so it hauls ass!

by Pinon Hillbilly October 10, 2025

dirty beamer

When you fuck your gun then snipe someone with it from at least 300 yards away as to disrespect that person in every way possible.

Person 1: yo dude did you say that (someone) get dirty beamered looked like a white laser I heard the dudes son killed himself because of it

Person 2: yea dude, I heard the person was a dirty Seth

by Smokey and pen pen fan November 18, 2023

Beamer

"I like femboy dick."

Is a very wimpy pilot, who loves to suck femboy dick all day long while flying his Cessna.

Man did you see Beamer today?

Yeah he was sucking some femboy dick.

by One stupid idiot May 27, 2022

Beamer

A millenial who is similar to a boomer. They have the Trump mentality and not a clue how to use Twitter, Facebook or Instagram.

'Hey, have you seen Justin Bieber's Instagram?' 'Yeah, he's such a beamer'

by themasterharold March 6, 2020