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Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.
by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021
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Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)
i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.
by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022
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beached whale

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH
by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017
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Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
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Beach whale

A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.
I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.
by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021
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