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Alamo

Some dipshit Discord admin who won’t accept my friend request :(
me: “WEEELL Alamo’s a bitch he’s a big fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wensday through Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he’s a stupid bitch! Alamo's a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s stupid bitch
Alamo’s a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Alamo,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Alamo, yeah!”
Alamo: “This is why I won’t accept your friend request.”
me: *dies*
by genocidalsharkcum January 16, 2022
mugGet the Alamomug.

alamo open house

It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
by wuce brayne January 8, 2014
mugGet the alamo open housemug.

ALAMO

A stand-in word used in excitement or a call to action. Similar to saying "rock on" or "kick ass" but with more meaning.

Origination of the use of the word is from J. Ray and his use of it via the radio.

Also used when the application of restraints are applied.
Alamo
Hell ya, Alamo!
Alamo bitches!
Alamo this bitch
by Keith McKalister January 6, 2019
mugGet the ALAMOmug.

Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
mugGet the R3d Alamo CannonBallmug.

Alamo Hayes

Alamo Hayes is a cool person and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
Bobert: Alamo Hayes is a person of awesomeness right man?

John: FUCK YEAH!
mugGet the Alamo Hayesmug.

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