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there are no women on the internet 

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
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the blade of women 

Calling a woman "The Blade of Women" implys she is perfect. She has all the strengths of women, and none of there weaknesses. If you were to find one, you would proceed to date and marry her immediatley.
"You know that chick Zooey?"
"Yeah she is the blade of women."
the blade of women by DDarko April 28, 2004

Women in the Mood to Kiss 

1. The cutest porn title ever.

2. Something way more interesting than politics.
I'm going to have to spend the rest of the day talking about women I've had opportunity to kiss! It's much more interesting than world politics was anyway. It's got women! Women in the mood to KISS!

there are no women on the internet 

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

Women belong in the kitchen

Burger King: Women belong in the kitchen
Every news article on the planet: Yeah, we'll print that

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man 

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

Women Belong In the kitchen

A term used by men to Discriminate against women, the term's history comes from before women had the right to vote when women used to stay in the kitchen to do work and watch there kids while the man works at his job.
Man 1: Hey I hate women.
Man 2: Me too! Women Belong In the Kitchen