A human being who tries to get shit done but also screams about whatever random thing they’re thinking about at that given moment in time
by DancerB October 22, 2018
Used when describing a man/woman who has done you dirty, not the nasty, but hurt you as person, not physically, but emotionally.
by JustCallMeWatts July 18, 2020
The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.
I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.
by Akot June 20, 2025
by Grasson May 25, 2025
A very attractive sexy robot that beat god and jesus in a 1v2 fist fight, since that battle she has now became a religion called sexyrobotism and to worship her you have to throw money at her, 100$ bills only, even if you aren't a sexyrobotist you may have to still throw 100$ bills at her, why? Idk she's hot af man
by TrashcanSally July 08, 2021
Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.
Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?
by guitartechnician June 10, 2020
Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me from behind. As I approached my landing from behind, she lifted her texas trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.
by The BK Man November 27, 2021