A noun describing the strange pseudo goth/weeb/cosplayer/borderline bdsm hybrids (often in high-school) who amass in the stair-wells in abnormally high numbers. Stair trolls tend to wear things like cat-ears, tails, fingerless gloves, and overly large sweaters that go past their fingers. In addition to these items, they are often toe-walkers, or wear animal slippers, simulating pawed animal feet.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
Joel: Bruh those BDSM weebs at the stair-well just threw away all of their food. Nobody ate anything. When I tried to approach them they made crazy animal sounds and crawled away and started licking their paws.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
by mooosinb July 3, 2019
Get the Stair Trollmug. by ScienceFreak77 October 10, 2016
Get the Air Stairmug. Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place
by The silent watcher September 26, 2020
Get the stairs in the forestmug. by ombud_oop December 21, 2018
Get the stair gazingmug. A Stair Gang is a strong group friends or classmates who tend to dislike or not enjoy their current class so they decide to ditch. The usual ditch is hanging out on a set of 'stairs' that they hang out on, this causes them to bond and become an unstoppable group that will never be broken apart.
Classmate 1: "Hey why do we even need to learn this stuff?"
Classmate 2: "I know we could be doing something better with our time"
Classmate 3: "Wanna ditch?"
All classmates look at each other
Everyone: "STAIR GANG!"
Classmate 2: "I know we could be doing something better with our time"
Classmate 3: "Wanna ditch?"
All classmates look at each other
Everyone: "STAIR GANG!"
by barbaralee February 19, 2018
Get the Stair Gangmug. by FS Rocket Cat December 29, 2018
Get the Stair Senpaimug. Getting flashed by someone on glass stairs or stairs with no risers wearing a skirt and no underwear
I was sitting in the library when I looked up and I got stair flashed by Nathan. He was wearing a pink skirt but no underwear underneath, showing off to me his hairy balls
by Cyber_Pedro February 7, 2023
Get the Stair flashmug.