the squidward twist

When you twist a guy's nuts until his voice becomes as nasally as Squidward's.

Did you hear last night Chuck got The Squidward Twist and you could hear him in the house over.

by Bobbyjohnstwinbrother January 2, 2021

The Squidward

A sexual act where a man uses a raw squid tube as a condom then engages in anal sex and ejaculates in the squid. Afterwards, him or his partner eat the semen filled squid tube.

The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.

Me and my boyfriend did the squidward last night. The asshole didn't share any of the squid .

by Cosbycosplay April 11, 2016

The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020

Going For The Squad

The Person (usually referring to a female) Is Willing Too Have Sex With You, Your Friends Or Anybody Else, Basically A Slut.

" Wow She's Beautiful"
"Her?! Man You Dont Want That! She Going For The Squad!"

by Nayners00 August 5, 2012

Doin The Squidward

When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.

Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.

by Hollyy' MaliBu B April 27, 2011

The Squad

The Squad is a large group of friends who make YouTube videos, TikToks, Instagram stories, and more together! The group consits of Piper Rockelle, Lev Cameron, Emily Dobson, Sawyer Sharbino, Symonne Harrison, Ayden Mekus, Elliana Walmsley, Jentzen Ramirez, Claire Rock Smith, Hayden Haas, Indi Star, Donlad, Azalea Carey, Connor Cain and Ruby! Former members of the squad consist of Sophie Fergi and Walker Bryant. The group also has many couples such as ships like Liper, Semily, Sayden, Jelliana, Clayden, Dindi, and Cazalea!

I love The Squad so much! They are a great group of friends!

by I'm A Person <3 February 2, 2021

The Squad

Also known as The Hamas Caucus. A group of antisemitic socialists in Congress consisting of AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley, Cori Bush, Jamaal Bowman, Pramila Jayapal, and Andre Carson. They have a lot to say about Israel but are silent on the Taliban.

Don't tell me you care about antisemitism if you promote The Squad.

by Actual Patriot September 17, 2021