Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022

southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.

by Herbal Klimt October 2, 2011

Southwest tug and pull

The act of Having your cousin pull on your flaccid penis well you spit in her mouth and your mom shoves a pop sickle stick in your ass

Karolinka did a southwest tug and pull with her cousin and mom!

by Giantniggapenis372 January 29, 2021

Southwest Pullout

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.

While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.

by harrymannipples August 20, 2018

Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home alone. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022