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Southwest Redwing

The act of putting fajita seasoning on a woman's vignia who is menstruating and eating her out.
Marty: Hey Erik, how did your date go?

Erik: It was badass dude I gave her a Southwest Redwing.
by Haunted April 17, 2023
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Southwest

An ultra low cost large passenger airliner. It has a history of settings records from being the most profitable to the most unprofitable. It sets the profitable records by skimping on contracts and doing nickel and dime techniques to give their workers the worst employment of their lives. Then on December 2022 it set the record for the most unprofitable airline in the history of aviation, losing 1 billion usd in 4 days. They did this by skimping on investments for frontline employees and constantly short staffing people for years. I would avoid them as much as possible. This should remain in the history archives for records.
Hey Heard you got stranded by Southwest? Yeah they took my bagged, apparently they thought I gave it to them for free.
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Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.
1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.
by WesselVessel December 29, 2022
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Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.
1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.
by WesselVessel December 29, 2022
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Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.
1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.
by WesselVessel December 29, 2022
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Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.
1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home alone. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.
by WesselVessel December 29, 2022
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Southwest tug and pull

The act of Having your cousin pull on your flaccid penis well you spit in her mouth and your mom shoves a pop sickle stick in your ass
Karolinka did a southwest tug and pull with her cousin and mom!
by Giantniggapenis372 January 29, 2021
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