by n1qq4s May 07, 2017
by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017
"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022
A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."
"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."
"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
by NedFer May 26, 2023
by This hoe candy August 01, 2016