the king of town

A character on Homestarrunner.com. He likes to eat a lot. Sometimes he eats his own sheep, which isnt very nice.

DOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOO! I'm the K.O.T!

by coolpersonyo August 30, 2003

The king and I

An asian male who has a serious relationship with a caucasian female. (Also a musical)
First used by Rex Navarette in his Oriental Aisle joke

Raymund: Philippe, maine check Yoshitoki out, he with that
tall white chick dang she fine.

Philippe: Mang I'm tired of all these Asian and White
interracial relationships it started of with the
YokoJohn so our women in South East Asia can go
to America. Now they startin' The King and I trend.

by Still Pinoy September 1, 2006

The King Kong

During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).

Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"

Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."

Jack: "Nice."

by SemanJones January 5, 2013

The king edmund school

The king edmund school is full of boys that think they could do wheelies, every girl has slug eyebrows and there kilts rolled up to there bums so that boys can have a “ping”

The king edmund school girl: hey

Boys from a different school: can u sort your slugs 🐌

King edmund school

by Slags&ard”boys” May 25, 2019

the king of cali

Smoke is the king of cali. this is from the movie biker boyz

at the end smoke loses his title as king. biker boyz is an awesome movie!!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Ed April 7, 2005

The King Dedede

A sexual act in which right after climaxing, the male participant withdraws his penis and proceeds to hit his partner over her head with it, then loudly screaming "KING DEDEDE"

Guy 1: Hey where's Tatiana?
Guy 2: I hit her with the King Dedede last night, she got a concussion.
Guy: Nicccceeee.

by mr_rightward_slopping_penis May 24, 2015

The King Kong

She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.

The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.

by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009