Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 06, 2010

hide in the comments

When a YouTube video is scary, or you are scared to look, you go to hide in the comments.

Wow! This video is so scary so I came here to hide in the comments.

by Dorito’s December 30, 2017

Hiding hippo

This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo

Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles

Nice work Andrew!

by Stevo_Brill May 29, 2015

hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.

I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.

by Tatabrazilian March 06, 2014

Good Hiding

A beating by your Mother/Father

Wait until your Dad gets home, he’s going to give you a good hiding

by Infidel-81 November 24, 2017

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 07, 2003

hide the banana

when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina

Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night

by missmurder1982 May 09, 2007