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Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).
Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!
by Blue Topaz February 27, 2011
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Uncle grandpa

You have intercourse with you’re mom and have a sister, then have intercourse with her and her child will become your grandson/granddaughter and it will be your sisters kids so your also a uncle grandpa
Let me tell you the story of how I became Uncle Grandpa
by I hrhejejdb June 3, 2019
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grandpa pat

when u pat someones ass and use the middle and ring fingers to go between the ass checks in effort to cop a butthole, vagina, or even balls. Often used by dirty old men.
"man, i hate going over to uncle pete's hes always tryin to grandpa pat me!"
by aaron & evan April 4, 2008
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grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.
Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.
by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016
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Grandpas camper

A grandpas camper is something a Natalie is always in.
If the campers a rockin don’t go a nockin! Grandpas camper
by I’m funny May 20, 2018
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Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.
"You have such an Asian Grandpa"
by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020
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Ketchup Grandpa

A term used to refer to men that wear stained undershirts and are typically associated with perverse behaviour and interests. Ketchup Grandpas are known for their grunting and licentious propositions.
"Man, Greg is such a Ketchup Grandpa."
by Uncle Fingerz December 14, 2012
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