An emu is a random boy who shouts out random words and can sometimes be quite amusing- but is mostly wierd.
by Jim Coppin April 15, 2005
The Largest And Thickest bird on earth. Emus cannot commit fly, therefore they must eat their over sized feathers. Emus grow from large Thicc dark green eggs the size of your hand. You must avoid baby Emus, They tend to tear ligaments from humans. If you see an Emu with lots of feathers it's Emo, give them love and attention and blast rock music.
Kid: “mommy what is that?”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”
by ChickenLittle Eating McChicken October 24, 2019
a drug dealer with an extremeley huge ass and cant find pants to fit his/her huge ass
a fugly biatch who does drugs
a fugly biatch who does drugs
by IrockLikeAship (mel) October 14, 2004
Blink 182 etc play a style that is refered to as emo music, Emu is really the same music just produced in Australia.
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).
by Benjamin Werner December 05, 2005
by illiterate rockstar April 27, 2006
by my shootaz speak sign language July 31, 2019
Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius
American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*
by LordPapus March 02, 2017