Dick In Me Face

interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)
{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
by Crim385 January 1, 2009
mugGet the Dick In Me Facemug.

Skank Faced Dick Licker

Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.
Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 18, 2011
mugGet the Skank Faced Dick Lickermug.
Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019
mugGet the Fucking dick shit balls facemug.
Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
mugGet the futhermucker shit face dick headed leachmug.
when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011
mugGet the Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck facemug.

Dick face

Dick face is what you call people when someone is being a cunt
by Cassiusisgay October 22, 2018
mugGet the Dick facemug.

Face dick

Boy 1:do you wanna get face dick?
Boy 2:hell yeah face dick me!
by Dosisjs July 11, 2019
mugGet the Face dickmug.

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