A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2019
Get the Chocolate Rainmug. Verb- “To hit a blunt/ joint/ bong/ or any other vesicle to smoke/vape THC back to back whilst only moving away to breath between hits.”
“Watch me CHOCOLATE-RAIN the fuck out of this water bong.”
“Don’t let him hit it. He’s a CHOCOLATE-RAINING motherfucker “
“Don’t let him hit it. He’s a CHOCOLATE-RAINING motherfucker “
by Big Juicy Tatertot May 8, 2020
Get the Chocolate-Rainmug. by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022
Get the chocolate rainmug.