parisian carwash

When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.

Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.

Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.

by freeclinic January 17, 2019

Montgomery Carwash

When one craps upon a plate and rubs it on his or her partner and then urinates to wash it off.

Did you enjoy the spicy beef? I'm ready for the montgomery carwash!

by Itsjustamodel March 2, 2009

Greek Carwash

getting a bitch with two friends and all spraying your gizz on her at the same time while slapping her on the ass to keep her moving around the room.

" we gave this bitch a greek carwash lastnight"

by elshonno February 26, 2009

Chicago Carwash

When, after receiving a handjob, the ejaculator's semen is spread around his chest and/or stomach by the person who delivered the HJ; this is done in the manner in which a car windshield is cleaned (i.e., wax-on, wax-off).

Last night Mike was severely tramatized after Fanny gave him the ole Chicago Carwash.

by R.S.N. May 23, 2006

Jewish Carwash

When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.

Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.

by pillsn June 29, 2013

texas carwash

After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.

Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!

by GNAW October 26, 2006

touchless carwash

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019