SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

Keanna Carlson

HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.

Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.

Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)

by Yahtrickkk. November 21, 2010

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015

Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego

person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?

by Shrimpcunt March 4, 2020

Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.

"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023