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Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.
I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.
by Stirmanator December 9, 2018
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Classic bear trap

A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.

A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.

Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
by Elbrox June 3, 2024
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Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.
I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
by coxnkitty May 8, 2018
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bear trap queen

Antonym to trap queen.

A female who acts loyal to family and friends but is quick to stab them in the back.
She'll trick you into trusting her, drawing you in with a fake persona then snap on you like a bear trap.
I got my dick caught in a bear trap queen.
by zombitchin April 9, 2016
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Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.
she'd done laid a bear trap
by ella-ness September 20, 2020
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Bear trapped

When your girlfriend gives yous a blowjob consisting of both rows of teeth.
"Yeah bro, my girlfriend bear trapped my dick last night so I broke up with her this morning."
by B00b13M4N December 19, 2019
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Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
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