Bark Angel

Like a snow angel, but made in the bark that is now used to replace sand in a kids playground at the park.

I made a bark angel at the playground.

by tightrope walker July 13, 2009

gator bark

When someone cuts a sharp snapping fart in tight pants or clenched buttcheeks

"Dude, did you her Sally's "gator bark "? It sounded like it snapped through her spandex!"

by Jocelynski October 19, 2008

Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

fart bark

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark

kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Barking Lot

A parking lot that is made unpleasant because of the sound of barking dogs left in cars.

"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"

by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017

Peeling the bark

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor

Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project

by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019