Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.

John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.

by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Aztec Whistle Gunting

When your partner starts howling and throwing dildos at you

"my wife is into aztec whistle gunting"
"yo same"

by DILDOOOOO September 11, 2025

Aztec flickergoon

A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging

I did a Aztec flickergoon

by Jehshshsjs June 7, 2024

Aztec paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the Aztec gods. The style of worship is the same as that of the Aztecs. Unlike other forms of paganism it requires human sacrifice. They believe in sacrificing warriors to the sun god by cutting out there heart with a stone knife.
Some times outlaws and/or outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into paganism.

He's into Aztec paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 12, 2011

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

aztec

another way of saying aesthetic (not to be confused with the aztec empire)

person 1: "omg did u see daniel's new shades?"
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."

person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."

by gopro7reekal November 7, 2023