an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song
by PM64 May 31, 2021
Get the aztec rave monkeymug. A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
Get the Aztec flicker gooningmug. I did a Aztec flickergoon
by Jehshshsjs June 7, 2024
Get the Aztec flickergoonmug. 
A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Aztecs. The style of worship is the same as that of the Aztecs. Unlike other forms of paganism it requires human sacrifice.
sometimes outlaws and/or people who are outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into Aztec pantheon worship.
sometimes outlaws and/or people who are outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into Aztec pantheon worship.
by Judge dredd7 July 12, 2011
Get the Aztec pantheon worshipmug. person 1: "omg did u see daniel's new shades?"
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."
person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."
person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."
by gopro7reekal November 7, 2023
Get the aztecmug. When you're so drunk trying text back "gimme a sec" but your auto correct makes you look like an idiot.
by Blumthal24 September 12, 2016
Get the gimme aztecmug.