Tesco Turn-ups

A good solid trouser turn up, made famous by the school trousers your mum would buy from Tesco, and apply her own form of tailoring.

Whoa, what’s with the Tesco turn-ups, didn’t they have any in your size?

by Seano Says March 16, 2022

beat behind tescos

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

by cee css June 15, 2017

tesco bopper

a group of people whom sit outside of Tesco most likely because their banned from the inside and they have nothing else to do. Usually teenagers who smoke and think their 10 men. Dressed like mediocre chavs, waiting for their 17 year old boyfriend who has just passed their driving test and drives a fiat punto with a shitty exhaust and subwoofer blasting that's not me to pick them up and take them to maccies.

Who are the those people who sit outside Tesco? They are Tesco boppers

by 123swagfamxo June 10, 2017

beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem April 13, 2017

Tesco

Tesco, also know as "big man Tesco" or" roadman Tesco". Is a shop well known in england the meal deals are sexy af. best way to use it is to get a naked smoothie for 2.50 as part of a 3 pound meal deal. Personally, I go to sainsburys but at the end of the day you cant beat tesco

Person 1:"Hi sedmikraska I'm going to roadman tesco want anything?"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"

by Favourite child February 7, 2020