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afro technology

You gotta be more PC ("bitch" is optional here). It's not Nigga Rig, it's Afro Technology ("bitch" is also optional here).
by white boy56 July 9, 2009
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northfleet technology college

ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...
northfleet technology college is a fucking weird school in kent...
by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018
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Technological Osmosis

The term Technological Osmosis is a jargon term used in technically focused organizations that rely heavily on email communication. The term refers to the ability to understand a technical requirement even though the requirement has not been communicated. The term evolved to add levity the common communication Faux Pas of neglecting to attach a document.

Usually used in the negative.
Example:

Sender - "Please design the solution in accordance to the attached requirement's document"

Response - "I am sorry that I lack technological osmosis skills, please attach the attachment to the previous email."
by J. Steel February 11, 2010
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Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
by College Student 101 January 21, 2006
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nigga technology

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.
Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks
by I-dawg September 4, 2006
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technology

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.
During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.
by Tuxide January 16, 2010
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