Swirly wirly

Is when you put a girl in a washing machine and put your dick in her mouth and then turn the washing machine on.

Kobus: hey Karen , wanna hit a swirly wirly

Karen: ya sure sounds great

by Slavepig June 11, 2020

Swirly Beaver

The act of forcing the head of a girl into a toilet and flushing swirly while vigorously penetrating her vagina beaver with one's fingers fingerbang.

Little Suzy suddenly found herself getting a swirly beaver from the principal.

by ithilsul September 23, 2012

swirly french

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.

My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.

My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.

by Frandoozle November 27, 2017

Chunky Swirly

A bully manuever. The act of shoving a victim's face into a toilet bowl full of feces, urine and paper as it flushes.

Alvin failed to provide Hank with his lunch money. As a punishment Hank gave Alvin a chunky swirly.

by tkast68 August 9, 2015

swirly mountain

A boob covered in semen.

Just before I came I decided to make it a swirly mountain.

by Seccedonien January 13, 2011

Roman Swirly

Its when you enter a public toiletry area and proceed to kick open the stall door on an unsuspecting victim, then words are exchanged usually relevant to the transgression that occured between the two individuals. Next, the victim is beaten either with the fists or other implement of pain while still sitting on the toilet doing there business. After you have beaten them a good bit, you proceed to to pick them up and stick there head in the toilet that they just deficated in, while said head is in toilet you proceed to anally rape the said individual you are victimizing.

Can be visually seen on the show ROME on HBO.

That asshole owed me money and wouldn't pay so I ROMAN SWIRLED his ass.
If you don't shut up, I'll be the shit out of you and give you a ROMAN SWIRLY, you fuck.

by Uptomis Prime February 11, 2010

Swirly Bang

Having sex with a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet.

Dude, I totally swirly banged this bulimic chick last night.

by SwirlyBanger2 June 8, 2010