A series of unfortunate events.
"Cancel my evening plans. I am going swimming and won't be capable to do anything afterwards."
"What a series of unfortunate events."
"What a series of unfortunate events."
by INATS October 18, 2018

To smoke marijuana. The word most likely derives from the almost weightless feeling one feels and the red eyes one gets while participating in both activities, toking and swimming.
by Swim all day October 9, 2008

The most sexy sport alive. Boys get ripped and girls get hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active and hot out of everyone who does sports. Idiots say swimming is easy, but the real swimmers know that you have to be extremely disciplined and determined to do it. Most people are attracted to swimmers because they are naturally aphrodisiac. SWIMMERS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.
by ayeimataurus:) May 13, 2020

that thing you instinctively do before you drown
by fastlane_45 October 27, 2011

to toke to get high
by Joe Crow September 16, 2004

by Mystique May 26, 2005
