Bily was sqanking in the bathroom
by SpankytheMeat February 27, 2005
Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the lubrication of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A downward spiral of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and schizophrenia.
Dan-''I'm worried about Stuart, he's been swanking a lot lately'
Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''
Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''
by Spennny July 29, 2013
My folks had me do some swank ass shit, did all my cleanin before I could leave.
or
You sittin clean there, thats a swank ride
or
You sittin clean there, thats a swank ride
by Michael Hawkins April 08, 2005
literally any piece of clothing. LITERALLY. the article of clothing is then identified by descriptive adjectives
Jim: DUDE! Have you seen Kevin?!?
Tod: RIGHT?!? He's rocking that semi-classy head swank~
(In this example, the swank is a fedora)
Bill: Yo! Nice heavy swank~
Alex: Thanks! It's my favorite parka.
Tod: RIGHT?!? He's rocking that semi-classy head swank~
(In this example, the swank is a fedora)
Bill: Yo! Nice heavy swank~
Alex: Thanks! It's my favorite parka.
by Rejvik November 15, 2017
by Kahn’s November 14, 2018
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A conjunction of sweet, awesome and cool. It is like sweet, with a side of awesome, topped with coolness but it is not quite amazing
Swank dude!!
by Damista November 03, 2011