Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011
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Swampie

Guys (or girls) who spend most of their time inside for the only reason being that they do not like going outside because of people, nature, or doing any sort of physical activity, they are rude and are bullies on the online world, but when it comes to real life, they are losers.
Susan: Wow, that dude daryl is a fucking swampie, I didn't even know he lived in that house and we've lived in the same neighborhood our entire lives !

John: He needs help.
by Anon2784 August 13, 2022
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Swampie

Someone who grew up in or near a swamp land.
Timmy was born on swamp land, he's a proper Swampie.
by SwampieSwampie June 08, 2021
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Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.
I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
by RestrictedCandy August 12, 2016
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Swampy

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or a verb meaning reckless off vibes, lit, possibly drunk/high, eager to do R rated things with your crush, or all of the above
“What kind of vibes are you going with to the party”
“Mannnn… I’m tryna be swampy fr- It’s going to be a night to remember.”
by qtxiiphrases September 10, 2023
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Swampy

An absolute queen of a woman, who’s ancestors originate from the beach.
We went for a swim in swampy’s homeland today, at the beach.
by Sarahhdelamare April 24, 2022
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Swampy

A rugby player who likes this MEGA fit girl he has a six pack of sausage rolls and is realy wham however he is a pro fortnite player so watch out he is a mad guy but can be a bit disturbing at sometimes
by Mad guys July 26, 2018
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