SWAMP DONKEY
Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
SWAMP DONKEY by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021
Swamp donkey
In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
Swamp donkey by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022
Swamp Donkey
That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
Swamp Donkey by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022
Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022
Swamp Donkey
Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
Swamp Donkey by BugMama December 19, 2022
Swamp Donkey
A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Swamp Donkey by Smowy June 17, 2023
Swamp donkey
Swamp donkey by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023