When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.
the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.
the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.
ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.
ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.
ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.
by 226-Patriot February 16, 2010
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A girl or a guy that you take to a hotel suite to have sex with because you are married or have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Ex. Side-Ho
by Johnny Tee January 8, 2009
Get the Suiteheart mug.The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.
My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.
by lookatmytophat October 29, 2010
Get the penthouse suite mug.1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.
2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"
"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."
"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."
"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
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Get the shited mug.(guy) oh man i forgot something in the suite! (friend) what did you forget? (guy) i forgot the number the cleaning lady gave me. (friend) why did she give you her number? (guy) lets just say she has a suite tooth!!
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