Soft Serve

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.

The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.

by Jimmy James P October 31, 2008

Russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho December 10, 2008

Translate server error

A famous Chinese restaurant serving bugs saute...

- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Weird...

by Tom Gore October 4, 2008

EA servers

A shitty game server that disconnects way too often. Especially in FIFA 15.

Person 1: (playing FIFA 15) What the fuck? Why do I keep getting disconnected?
Person 2: Because the EA servers are shit.

by punkrocka February 25, 2015

curve your swerve

The act of curving your swerve to that which is desirable

Dude: "Curve your swerve, man."

by That one dude guy. February 14, 2012

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

Server Admin

One who has access to many administrative features on various servers of various different games. Server admins are saviors to some, but assholes to others. Some features include but are not limited to kick, ban, temp ban, burn, slay, teleport, freeze, switch teams, global chat. (these commands taken from various games)

Player: There is a guy in here who is hacking!!!111!!

Hacker: Haahaha lololololol!!!1!1! you can has no Server Admin to can has kick meez!!! ROFLBOAT!!!!

Server Admin: I can has ban you!

*Hacker Baned*

by T-Dub Rofl January 28, 2009