chocolate starfish

slang word for the asshole

by freak child October 11, 2003

Starfish Kiss

Two people farting simultaneously while their butt cheeks are spread, and the butt-holes are pressed together.

Kevin went to the gay bar, looking for a starfish kiss.

by mmelebois September 1, 2011

starfish it

For a female to lay perfectly still sprawled out resembling a starfish during sex.

"Yeah I'm really tired right now but I want to have sex with you so I'll just starfish it"

by themaskedvixen January 12, 2008

Starfish Mode

When one lays either face-down or facing up with limbs spread as if making snow angels, looking somewhat like a starfish.

Look at Rachel, lying there in starfish mode! She looks like she's tired...

by Mrs. Shim July 19, 2012

Starfishing

When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.

"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"

by Fosterb February 10, 2007

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.

Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

by SM&FC September 8, 2013

starfish-worthy

Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."

Dude, he wanted to do anal with me and since he's SOOOO hot, I think he's starfish-worthy.

by Feisty M January 27, 2015