Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017

Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

Rusty Squirtle

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.

My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

circle squirtle

A word originally created on Omegle. A circle squirtle is similar to a circle jerk, but with only one penis involved.

Cathy, Maria, and Joe are going to have a circle squirtle at Maria's house tonight

by childcare January 6, 2015

squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

by King James IV August 9, 2008

squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015