Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri November 09, 2007

spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too

are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

spunk

(noun) quality of mind showing enthusiasm, motivation, boldness, determination, energy, and courage.

Spunk Fitness

by Spunk Fitness February 19, 2010

spunk

to show up late to class multiple times a week, lie to teacher claiming that you were only helping a former student put a tampon in. claims to "hate people" too much. often the hated group of the class.

oh great, the god damn spunk's finally decided to show up to class.

by wwwkkklll May 20, 2019

spunk

Acronym - Single Professional, Unmarried, No Kids

Used by bachelors who wish to avoid divorcees and single moms on dating sites and message boards.

28/M/spunk seeks femi-spunk for late night club hopping

by pentaphile May 03, 2009

spunk

A label which involves being conceited, loving the rain, and the biggest part of all - wearing crazy make up all the time.

Spunk kid 1: you look soo spunk!
Spunk kid 2: thanks, i got this stuff from MAC, wanna go dance in the rain?
Spunk kid 3: Spunk kids will one day rule the world.

by Micah-Spunk January 10, 2006

spunk

spazy drunk, whiter version of crunk

yo dude im bout to get spunk in da club

by emmanem May 03, 2005