Jerry Springer

"The cheapest way to get jewelry, (particularly beadead)"

"Jerry Springer I would like to get my Jerry Beads"

by kristinamaried January 8, 2010

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Jerry Springer

Host of a hillarious tv show

I love to watch Jerry Springer

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

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Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.

Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.

by trackjankyy November 17, 2009

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spranger

a person who steals, especially so that they can support their drug habit (buy drugs). If using the word sprang to mean steal NB it is not used in the past eg. Sprang can be either steal/stole

Somebody sprang (stole) my expensive shirt from the line today.

The man next door is a spranger.

by Danielle Morris August 22, 2006

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Springer Spaniel

a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.

Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!

Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."

Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."

Salesman: "Oh...."

by Springerz May 19, 2009

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Sploinger

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

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Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

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