spork

(1) To kill in the most inhumane way
(2) Only the best thing ever created this side of heaven

(1) Some night around now, I'm going to spork Jacob.
(2) Don't break my spork, I haven't eaten with it yet!

by Valerie Adams November 6, 2003

Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010

spork

When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.

David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.

by bedubya February 20, 2011

Spork

1. A cross between a fork and a spoon

2. An alternate name for Spirk

1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever!

2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:

by The Closet Fangirl February 24, 2010

spork

the greatest eating utenisil known to man

you can eat soup and steak with a spork. W00T

by Madchal July 18, 2003

spork

combenation of the spoon and the fork.
any one with a spork has great power and can comand everyone to do they want.
the colection also includes the spife and the nork neather as powerful as the spork.
the most powerful spork isnt a canteen plastic but covered in gold and silver it is so powerful it has to be handled with the oven glove of hope.

"shit that kid has a spork"
"run away"
"bow down to the almighty spork, do as i comand"

by the ? February 10, 2007

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 8, 2020