spinner

an elderly person, usually in a fitness center of a condo or the like, who earnestly intends to work out, but with ZERO resistance on their machine, esp stationary bikes, aimlessly working it, with no benefit but to tie up the equipment.

I had hoped to finish my workout early and hit happy hour............
but there were too many spinners ahead of me.......

by GATORBOY9A January 28, 2010

spinner

A guy who gets pepper sprayed in the face by a streetwalker and spins his car in donuts as he tries to drive away.

Mary gave him the old mace in the face and the goober drove off like a total spinner on both sides of the highway.

by Scout About March 31, 2008

Spinner

Someone who pretends to be sick to get time off work so they can play xbox

Shaun's called in sick again, he's an absolute spinner.

by Notallh June 6, 2018

Spinner

A nicer way to call someone an idiot when they do something stupid.

Person 1: Bruv, that’s a phat ass on her innit
Person 2: Cuz that’s my mum you spinner

by bruisedgrape January 5, 2019

Spinner

Spinner

Let me see what a spinner is

by mal630 February 18, 2019

Spinner

Contrary to popular belife, in London the term spinner means a 6 shot revolver commonly used by gangs.

The term comes from the spinning action the barrel makes.

'Tryna cop man a spinner'

'Lurkin on the opp block spinner on mans hip'

by Yobitchez March 14, 2019

Spinner

a word referring to a strait person

look at that fucking spinner

by random_person_on_the_internet October 19, 2019