Smatchmo

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.

"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."

by Billye May 28, 2008

Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

by Rusty6899 January 7, 2010

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

by Telephony June 6, 2014

dab snatcha

When the dude with the torch decides to take his turn twice.

Often stoned.

Oh shit, Jeff did another dab. That fucking dab snatcha.

by Hawkuu June 13, 2018

nasty snatch

Extremely unbelievably filthy vagina that stinks so bad it would make a buzzard vomit.

Good to take to picnics because it keeps the flies off the food.

Let's take that nasty snatch to our picnic. It will keep the flies off the food.

by doo-dah July 4, 2003

Slatchet

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders

Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet

by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

booby snatch

Similar to a booby trap; a booby snatch is a vaginal trap. The victim is tricked into touching a vagina.

"The Delta Zetas are notorious for their booby snatching. It's not my fault they're such bullies."

by Fluff mah Buttcheeks April 2, 2009