The Omani Solution

Ignore the problem and never acknowledge it hoping that one day it will fade away.

I have a problem in my PC and it will take a lot of effort to fix it.
You should try The Omani Solution!

by CrazyKindi January 9, 2022

Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Solution Architect

Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.

Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.

by Hedgehog Juggler October 6, 2021

simple solutions

A book that is a supposed learning tool, but is comprised of anything but simple problems. Normally results in: The losing of hair, suicidal thoughts or actions, and the destruction of one's property around them.

Um... What happened to your house?

I had the kids doing their simple solutions homework.

Ohh.

by LUCKYLAGAPPLE January 15, 2018

abs-solutely

When checking out a guy, or just generally crushing on a guy, and you're hunch is that they do have abs, defined or not, this word applies to your feelings of such.

Additionally can be used when talking about all other parts of a guy that you find attractive.

Max: Sup Nadia.
Nadia: *thinking* I'm abs-solutely sure he has a great body *waves and winks*

by #calor June 14, 2016

Ideal Solution

A solution that obey Raoult's law in all proportions.An Ideal solution has the same volume as the sum of the individual volumes of its constituents and no heat is exchanged in mixing an ideal

solution

A perfect ideal solution does not exist, as most solutions show deviations from Raoult's law.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

Spike Solution

A solution of lotion and water, usually a basis for Bathroom Potions. Usually done with a 3:2 ratio for Thick Version, and 2:3 for Wet Version

I'm gonna make this Spike Solution for later, it's gonna be great.

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert April 28, 2022