SnowBoarding 

A sexual act, where one or more partners are 'boarded' in a animal cage. The partner on the outside, who has saved up his oils for roughly 2 weeks dumps the oils on the partners who are boarded inside the cage. Snow+Boarding equals snowboarding.

No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.

SnowBoarding by ChristianRadionline January 27, 2011

snowboarding 

when you skeet on a girls chest and then titty fuck her.

"God that girl has great tits i would love to go snowboarding on her" said Ross

snowboarding by sl;kjcdz May 31, 2007

Snowboard 

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.

Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)

Snowboard by sky sky22 December 31, 2008

snowboarding 

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

snowboarding by Cogitator October 9, 2008

snowboarding 

Not just sports but also a way of life! It is truly one of the best things all around the world.
It seems very usual for instant snowboarders to be alters or something like this.
Music bands popular between snowboarders are Sum41 PapaRoach and some not so famous ones especially nationally known .
Ride or die!

dude - what are u going to do this weekend?
a snowaboarder - snowboarding! , i mean, getting up at 6 a.m. buying beer taking the bus to the hill and get FUN!

snowboarding by dimitrious October 22, 2006

Snowboard boot blumpkin 

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

Snowboard boot blumpkin by Purple Alien February 19, 2012

ghetto snowboard 

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

ghetto snowboard by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018