Sloker

Shorthand for "slow cooker".

Example 1:
Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
Fran: Nah sorry mate, I've got a sloker meal today.

Example 2:
Chris: What are you doing for lunch Fran ?
Fran: I made a sloker meal last night, so I'm having that.

by chris_russia October 23, 2013

slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

by nebbul November 9, 2016

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

duh-scovery

A scientific discovery that is completely obvious to the rest of the world, such as that sugar cereal makes kids hyper, or that people don't exercise enough.

Scientists made a major duh-scovery today, revealing that those who eat salads and raw vegetables with salad dressing have considerably higher levels of vitamins C, E, B6, and folic acid.

by martica April 24, 2007

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

Modern Slavery

A salary that isn't enough to buy the necessities of life.

That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.

by spnchick May 25, 2018

Absolute solver

The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".

Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.

Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.

Damn, the Absolute solver saved my life there… but now I gotta drink oil….

by cheesegameridk March 20, 2023