slim shady

Appears in Eminem’s 2000 “The Real Slim Shady” and also appears in “My Name Is”.

Hi, My name is, (Who?) My name is, (What?) My name is, shukashuka slim shady.

by colliao April 23, 2023

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Slim Shady

You fuck your girlfriend while singing "The Real Slim Shady" and messing up the song multiple times in a row.

Tom, I did the Slim Shady with my girlfriend and she loved it.

Jerry, Tom what in ever living fuck is wrong with you?

by insanedick. January 7, 2021

A slim shady

When he chases you around and you run reciting Eminem lyrics till he catches you and dicks you down

"I am going to slim shady you"

A slim shady - A term for a sex act

by Hoover_henry123 July 23, 2023

Slim Shady

Slim Shady = PUSSY

I’ll fuck you in your Slim Shady

by RoCkStArKaPtAiN July 28, 2021

dirty slim shady

The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.

I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!

by slumlordslim October 24, 2022