Softbody

An attractive and curvaceous female who, while clearly doesn't work out every day, looks better for it.

Dan: Check out that hardbody over by the stop sign.

Joe: Actually I'd prefer her softbody friend as she would jiggle lightly when spanked, and who would bounce while riding me.

by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009

SFTBC

SFTBC is an abbreviation used in BlackBerry Broadcasts, meaning 'Sorry For The Broadcast'. This is often used at the start of a chain-broadcast to apologise for the annoying message that follows.

Saying SFTBC before sending one of them chain broadcasts doesn't make it any less annoying, you know!

by YanxaW December 31, 2010

softball

Best sport on the planet.
Usually just girls play it, but some guys like it, too.
There are nine positions and games usually last for about 90 minutes.

Person 1: What are you doing on Sunday?
Person 2: I'm playing softball with Lucas and Sheryle.

by Assflex. December 27, 2008

softball girl

Softball girls are usually gorgeous, thicc, and down to earth. Also sometimes thought to be lesbians.

"I love softball girls!"

by stankbootay2020 March 7, 2019

sifter

noun person who acts in a sifty manner especially in pubs/clubs etc. Originated Otago University, New Zealand.

that Dave is a total sifter

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Softball players

Typically super hot girls best position is catcher she’s the hottest and usually pretty sassy and very loveing of there team mates

Softball players are supper hot

by Give we August 15, 2019

Lesbian Softball Team

an Alcoholic beverage. This drink has nine liquors on the team. They all go down easy. at the bottom, there is a pierced cherry.

What is 3x stronger than a Long island iced tea? a Lesbian Softball Team.

by SanAntonioBartender June 20, 2009