A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
Get the Sideways potato shit mug.1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.
2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.
2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.
2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009
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"My sidewalk apothecary provides me with the best Magical Mr. Mistoffelees this metropolis has got to offer."
by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005
Get the sidewalk apothecary mug.Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
Get the Sideways Badger mug.When a lady lays on her back and a man goes side ways and you scissor sexually. Typically for a right handed man he will lay on his right side. So his rowdy hand is available. With his right leg on the bed with her right leg over the top of his right leg. His left leg will go between her legs on her stomach. Her left leg will go over his waist Then he thrusts and says take it sideways scissor girl.
by Edward scissor hands February 11, 2021
Get the Sideways scissor mug.slang for going sideways really well and on purpose in a car, as in; drifting/rallying on dirt, pavement, snow, or gravel.
by GTStryker January 16, 2011
Get the dank sideways mug.When something doesn't go as planned
by StonerDickle April 21, 2019
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