shortcakeable

One worthy of being Strawberry Shortcaked.

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.

by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.

My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.

by Damien Maske March 4, 2015

alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it

yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012

shotcake

A delicious fresh out of the oven cupcake, the perfect social desert, injected with a shot of either chocolate or vanilla ice cream. When you bite into it you will be left wanting more... way more!

Tim: I just got one of those shotcakes man it was like heaven!
Jerry: I'm so jealous dude, I want one!
Tim: Well you fucking can't have one cause I'm bringing them all home and taking the fucking ice cream machine too.... so take that!

by ambikats November 15, 2010

Raspberry Shortcake

When one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse.

The lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue.

by Crackbabybasketballlover. June 13, 2012

Dutch Shortcake

An sexual act involving the male coming on both sides of the females body creating a sandwhich.

You should've seen that girl last night I dutch shortcake'd her rotten.

by LudoMcTheShortcaker October 26, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake Remix

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.

Guy: I Strawberry Shortcake Remixed all over her face!

by Lee Williams #5 March 17, 2011