Shark 

A verb.

To shark refers to more than one person randomly walk up to an unsuspecting victim, and stare into their eyes, with a straight face. Objective: completely freak out the person, make them uncomfortable.

Also, while sharking, you cannot touch the person. Just get close.

Me and five friends sharked (name) and she almost cried.

Shark by Don Bounskibibal December 9, 2008

shark 

One of those girls who would be hot, except they have an abnormally small upper lip and a strangely shaped jaw/mouth, making them closely resemble a shark.

Student #1: Holy shit, Have you seen Oksana or Amanda today? The sea lions better watch out.

Student #2: Why?

Student #1: Apparently you haven't seen the two great white sharks prowling around the halls.

shark by Bracket October 31, 2007

shark 

To talk while one's opponent is attempting to make a shot in a game of pool, with the intention of distracting them or psychologically affecting their confidence so that they miss the shot. Applicable particularly to a game where there is a bet involved on the outcome. Sharking is considered an etiquette violation in friendly games, as well.

"I'm trying to concentrate here. Shut up and stop sharking me."

shark by Anne Haight March 19, 2008

Shark 

v. To knowingly hook up with a girl who rightfully should be hooking up with somebody else
To steal a girl from another guy.

n. A guy who regularly steals girls that others guys bring around

Did you see that girl that Jim brought with him last night?

Yea I guess Pete sharked her, I saw her leaving his place this morning.

Shark by jaws32303 August 11, 2009

Shark 

Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

Shark by Shelbykitty March 6, 2009

Shark 

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

Shark by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010

shark 

A big, sketchy sea-beast

That shark scared the shit out of me, it's a big sketchy sea-beast.

shark by bsb be-otch February 25, 2012