Shap

A rumor that is so bizarre that it can’t be true.

Did you hear about the shap that Alex slept with the teacher?

by Darealrobertmcd March 27, 2021

Shap

a vape

oi low me ur Shap

by weej. September 8, 2025

Shap

To take a shit and a nap simultaneously while on company time.

Brandon is heading to the bathroom to take a Shap.

Dude, I took an hour long Shap!

by Thevelts May 20, 2016

Shapped

When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.

“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”

“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”

by Mozza_ September 10, 2020

Shap Snap

Shap Snap

The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.

Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.

“Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”

by Awshapsnap August 1, 2019

shap

A shap (noun) is the singular form of sheep. Used to clarify when referring to only one of the woolly creatures.

"I only saw one shap, but it looked lonely without its flock."

by @GrammarRebel July 4, 2025

shapness

The being of a shape,

IDK I am only doing this to prove that shapness is a word.

by shapness December 30, 2016