The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.
Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
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The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.
The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.
To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.
The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.
The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.
To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.
Joe: we have gathered today in support of Gerbert's everyone you may now eat your Gerbert
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3
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