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Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.
So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'
by Fitz April 9, 2003
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Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)
Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)
by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010
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senduran

A very long queef. A queef is a vaginal fart, so a senduran is a very long vaginal fart.
Christine: Last night, I had a senduran!

George: Right after we had sex?

Christine: Oh yes baby!

George: Let's have sex right now and put your senduran on youtube afterwards. How do you feel about that big momma?

Christine: (Rips of clothes) Shove it in honey dew melon! I WANT SOME DICK!
by QueefQueen January 20, 2010
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return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety
Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
by DJ Inside February 17, 2004
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Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.
I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.
by southernkrusade October 31, 2010
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SENDergy

Kyle: “Hey Jessie this is a pretty good day send”

Jessie: “Yeah, I agree I’ve been slamming Ronas all day, there is a ton of SENDergy, I think we can keep this going all day.”
by Noah H July 16, 2020
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Sensei Sendrome

The act of being a male or female teacher that is young, and gourgous. Like in japanese animation and comics how the teacher or "sensei" is usually portraded in that way.
Lilly: Have you seen the new spanish teacher, he has a case of the sensei sendrome. I'd do extra credit for him!
by Lorettastars May 11, 2011
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